I was subbing 2nd grade and this little girl was walking with me down the hall - she pointed to the kid in front of her and said "He just farted ---gross."  I said everyone farts- she looked at me as if I had just told her Disney movies were make believe - she then asked if I fart - I told her everyone does including me.  Her chin dropped to the floor in shock and disgust and as we went pass a teacher working with a student at a desk in the hallway this little girl grabbed the teacher - pointing to me and yelled "SHE FARTS"  and then she walked on. 

I had a hard time not cracking up and falling on the floor laughing - YES Virginia, we all FART!!!!  Even Santa Claus - shocking !!!!